ASA vs TURD Season Opener!

By TXRD Newsroom January 19, 2017

Sunday, January 22nd at the Palmer Events Center

 

Congratulations, we’ve survived the weird and wild year that was 2016, and as a reward, Texas Roller Derby is kicking off the 2017 season with a battle of unprecedented radness! On Sunday, January 22nd at the Palmer Events Center, TXRD’s current top skaters join forces as the All Scar Army to take on a mash-up team that would make any lesser rollergirl cower in fear: Texas United Roller Derby!

 

TURD (and yes, that acronym was intentional) is comprised of TXRD legends like Cherry Chainsaw and Cheapskate and as well as newly retired players like Rasta Fury, Attila the Nun, and Sassy Squasher. Joining them are skaters from South Side Roller Derby, Texas Rollergirls, brand more, including Team USA’s Fifi Nomenon and recent flat-track transplant Jammit Janet! This is a rare opportunity to see some of the legends who have defined the roller derby resurgence in Austin come out of retirement and hit the track again! You’d have to be crazy to miss it.

 

This super-roster may be stacked, but the All Scar Army are packing plenty of heat themselves, armed with heavy hitters like Dyers Eve, Rolla Parks, Pea Khante and Dusty Doublewide, and jammers like Milla Juke-A-Bitch, Bible ThumpHer, Lyka Boss and Rocky Casbah! Which team will prevail is anyone’s guess, but no matter who triumphs, you’d be hard-pressed to see this much star power sharing the track at once.

 

Tickets are $15 from your local rollergirl and $20 at the door! Doors open at 6 pm, skates hit the track at 7, and as always, kids 12 and under get in free! BUY TICKETS

 

TURD ROSTER

Cherry Chainsaw
TruckStop
Dyna Dash
M0
Loretta Synn
Peachy Mean
Big Picka
Jammit Janet
CheapSkate
Dill Dozer
Twilight
Strawberry Deathcake
Violent Viking
Atilla the Fun
Mastur Peyton
Rink Panther
Fifi Nomenon
Sassy Sqasher
Mad D
Rasta Fury

 

ASA ROSTER

Rolla Parks
Dyer’s Eve
Lyka Boss
Milla Juke-a-Bitch
Ninja Please
Bible ThumpHer
Rocky Casbah
Hannthrax
Soviet Crusha
Peakhante
Dusty Doublewide
Scrappy
Gnarly Carly
Ablazin’ Grace
Roxxi Revolver
Cold Warr
Boi Division
Juicy Cooter
Smitey Mouse
Mad Maxican

 

 

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